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places youve masturbated ?

Postby kurt » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:29 pm

im wanting to know where the most embarrasing places you guys have ever masturbated or fucked ??
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Postby onedirtyasian » Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:21 am

in class across from a hot chick.
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby kurt » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:45 am

did you finish !?
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Postby Tazz41 » Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:25 pm

Fucked on inlaws front porch,coulda been caught at any moment. I have jerked off just about everywhere. When I was a kid, I'd do it in the backyard,barely hidden from view of the neighbors.
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby hmmdonuts » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:35 pm

I actually get turned on masturbating in public toilets. Especially a train toilet if a lady has had a good dump previously and there is a perfumy musty smell
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby relaxandrelease » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:22 pm

Probably the most embarassing place I've masturbated was in a pool at the beach. I used the water jets to pleasure me. But, I didn't get to finish there... :(
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby TokyoMike » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:40 pm

onedirtyasian wrote:in class across from a hot chick.

I did this a bunch of times. The girl that sat next to me in a particular class would wear button-up blouses and the fabric between the buttons would "loop" out. If I put my head down on my desk I could get a nice view, and I used to rub myself through my pants.

Even more exciting was masturbating in the girls' room at school.
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby sage » Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:15 pm

I unzipped my jeans and fingered my shaved pussy until I came while watching Avatar in the theatre. I dont wear panties so one unzip and I had 2 fingers in my hole, one on my clit. I havent masturbated in public theatres before but I loved doing it and knowing that maybe someone heard me moan or watched as I came and rocked my hips back and forth.
Cant wait to do it again.
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Postby efficient » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:11 am

Once i was in the sports club, and when got out of the pool, in the bath there where 3 or 4 kids, showing their asses to each other and comparing ther holes (they were like 14 and i was 16). I got such a turn on cause of the scene that i locked myself in one toilet and jerked off harder than ever, while i still could hear those kids. Really weird moment, but i couldn't help it...
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Postby SouthFlaCpl » Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:51 pm

The best was years back when I was working as a bouncer in a big Nightclub in Jersey..this chick came up and started grinding against me..my cock was so swollen and hard..as she worked her ass against me..moving up and down..sliding and pushing back...I was working the dance floor railing where all could see..I came in my pants so hard..couldn't hold back a big moan..I think that everyone was turned on.!~
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Postby Fatchance37 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:39 pm

Masturbated on my wifes back on a balcony overlooking the Las Vegas strip. Not sure who enjoyed it more, me or her. That was pretty fucking hot if I say so myself.
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Postby wrus » Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:03 pm

on nude beach, in garden, in sea (with ppl swimming around me), on balcony
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby fuzzyt » Thu Jan 16, 2014 5:26 am

Public "family" theaters, parking lots while sitting in vehicle, parking lots at night while standing completely naked next to my vehicle, department store dressing rooms, department store clothing aisles, hiking trails, public "non-nude" beach, city park, driving down the highway, pulled off on side of the road, standing in the middle of a rural intersection while completely naked, golf course, at the table in restaurants, under the restaurant table while waitress was taking order, hotel rooms in front of the window, sitting in hotel room and facing the door when maid walks in, front yard in clear view of neighbors and the street, patio, picnic area with other people close by, in bed lying next to sleeping wife, in bed lying next to "non-sleeping" wife, in the living room while daughter watched, in the living room while step-daughter helped, against wife & exwife's legs and while in their mouths, airplane in the washroom, airplane in my seat, public city bus, highway rest areas while sitting at a picnic table, at church in back hall, at the post office, in my office while admin assistant was talking to me, job sites (too numerous to list), into my first cousin's hands, into her mouth, on her titties, on her shaved pussy, at the zoo while first cousin and a white tiger watched me, should I continue?
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby petewhim69 » Sun Feb 09, 2014 6:26 am

The best place is always outdoors. If not in my garden then into the rural hills. When I lived in Mill Valley, Marin County, San Francisco Bay Area, I would get my kit of baby oil and Micro-G-String, put the G-String on under my jeans , a string to wrap around my package and me and my package together would hike into the hills and masturbate. Mesquit plants with their red bark, cum flying.... it was fantatic . I imaged that I was being watched by ladies in the hills with their binoculars.
I shave smooth now so it is even better. Just moved to Santa Barbara County in California, so have to find a new locale. No private garden , so the fun search is on.
Got to be very careful where I do this, the County Sheriff is not tolerant at all !
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Here it is near the end of August, '14, and have not found a place...The Dunes near Pismo Beach are very,very nice and very secluded. That said, it is sand and sand can get into your loins...And, If some ATV comes by you are toast. This is in SLO, San Luis Obispo County and they are as bad as my county.. Avila Beach is supposed to have a nude section, but reports are that gawkers walk by to see us nudist...sad...and those gawkers are not the best of community...young, rowdy and illegals...
I'll keep you posted on any safe outdoor locale...
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Re: places youve masturbated ?

Postby fuzzyt » Mon Feb 10, 2014 12:32 am

Totally agree with you Pete. Outdoors is ALWAYS the best! While any of the public indoor locations can be exciting, there's just something special about being able to drop your pants to the ground, rip off your shirt and arch your back while you sling your semen all over mother nature.

A few years ago I lived in a trailer park in a rural community. Not only were there lots of places to hike, where there was a good amount of foot traffic and potential subjects to expose myself to, the law enforcement was pretty limited to one sheriff's deputy who had to cover a lot of ground. Response time for her to get "on scene" was plenty sufficient for me to exit the area. The great thing about being in a trailer park was that because of the way the mobile homes are situated on the lots it made it possible for me to sit in my "front yard" and masturbate.

I had my "masturbation" chair, a white plastic patio chair, situated so when I sat in it I was facing the street. Next to the chair I kept a 5-gallon bucket, turned upside-down, next to the chair. This gave me a place to set my laptop so I could view my favorite porn pictures and videos. The location was also within wifi range of my router so I could broadcast a live outdoor show to chatroulette. As I would sit in the chair, my trailer provided a site barrier to my left and bushes pretty much obscured the view from the neighbors at the rear of the property. My front yard, which was actually a side yard when looked at from the street, was between my trailer and the neighbor's trailer to my right. She was a single "older" lady who worked everyday and was gone for most of the daylight hours. That set up made it possible for me to sit in the middle of my lawn and expose myself to the street so that anyone driving down the street could see me if they happened to look between the trailers; which by the way, happened quite a few times! In fact, one day, a mother from up the street, drove around the block three times and slowed down each time as she passed by so she could get a good look at my activity. She must have liked what she saw because she didn't report me. In fact, no one ever reported me. That's what was nice about this community, nobody really cared if you wanted to sit out in the open and masturbate!

The exposure to the three neighbors across the street was wide open which gave me the "thrill factor" and the edge of "danger" that always elevates the sexual excitement of a public masturbator! Normally, my erection would start to build as soon as I started thinking about going outside. I never wore pants as I walked outside to start a session, and most of the time I wouldn't even wear any underwear. I would just walk out onto my porch, wearing only a teeshirt, and take my time walking over to my favorite chair and set up my laptop. Most of the time, after standing and facing the street for a couple of minutes while I brought myself to a full hard-on, I would pull my shirt over my head, sit in the chair, and look at porn while working on my "full-body" tan. Of course, there was plenty of cock and ball fondling as I worked myself to the first edge. And, a little "nipple flicking" never hurt the cause!

I never knew if the neighbor directly in front of my chair, or the one slightly to the left ever looked out of their window and watched me. However, the neighbor slightly to the right must have kept a pretty steady eye on my yard because she very regularly would walk out onto her side deck when I was sitting naked and masturbating. She would always just act like she was looking into the sky to check the weather or something, but I never failed to catch her sneaking glances in my direction. I knew it was like being on a huge stage, so, just in case she WAS "watching" me, I would "over emphasize" my body motions as I approached orgasm by using more arm movement than wrist movement and arching my back so my cock would extend higher into the open air. I would also moan "extra" loud when I came so there was no mistake that I was having an orgasm. She normally would stay on her deck until after I would stand up and walk calmly, and naked, back into my trailer. Coincidence? I think not!

I live in a big suburban neighborhood now and those opportunities of "open masturbation" in my front yard are not as readily available. Police are thick and intolerant of such activity. I do take advantage of the late evening hours though and will walk naked into the front yard and masturbate under the light of the moon. So far, I've only been caught one time. A neighbor from up the street, not sure which one, came out of nowhere one night while walking his dog. I was standing on my front porch, completely naked, stroking my swollen cock. Well, he really didn't come out of nowhere, I just didn't notice him, or hear him, because I was too busy looking at my cock being jacked; I love watching my hand work it up and down and especially savor the moment when my semen spews from the tip. He shocked me when he said, "Good Evening." I looked up, probably with big "surprise" eyes, and blurted out, "Hi, how's it goin?" He answered with, "Fine thanks, and you." I just said, "Great!" and kept on stroking while he walked out of sight. What else was I supposed to do? It was too late to turn and try to cover myself. After all, I was standing right under the porch light. Having been "caught" in the act, brought me to the edge almost immediately and I wasn't able to stop my sperm from exploding. I came hard, long, and far on that one. Only he knows whether or not my groans could be heard past my property line!

Even though my living arrangements are much nicer now than they were in the trailer park, I still miss those days of being "free" to sit out in my front yard and "fertilize" the lawn with my semen. I do have a nicely landscaped back yard though, which has a giant street light just over the back fence. It provides a nice illumination so I can watch my cock grow and squirt when I sit on the patio at night and enjoy the fresh air. It's also not so bad in the daytime either. My house backs up to a main street and across that street is a junior high school. There's a six-foot-high wooden fence, as a barrier, but I can stand on a big flat rock and watch the cheerleaders practicing on the lawn in front of the school. I'm not able to stand naked at the fence, because the side neighbors have an easy view to that, but I have to admit that my pants are usually unbuttoned with my cock hanging out. Even though I wish it was always possible, there's only been a couple of times when I just got so turned-on that I took the risk, while hoping my neighbors weren't looking out their windows, and pushed my pants off my ass. Of course, all of you "exhibitionists" know what happened next. Since I was already exposed, and it wouldn't have made any difference to the arresting officer whether my pants were "partially" down or "all the way" down, I didn't wait very long before flexing my legs and letting my pants pile up around my ankles!

While I would never prey on underaged girls, let's all just be real and honest here, they still have the ability to make our cocks hard and our bodies tingle. Mine tingles REAL GOOD, especially in that instant right before my cum parts the tiny lips of my cock's mouth and squirts all over the fence! What are we supposed to do; close our eyes everytime we see fresh budding mounds, oft times braless with nipples erect from the friction of their shirts? Or what about those soft, smooth, developing legs which are bare all the way to their tight little asses, which by the way, are usually partially visible due to the extremely short skirts and thongs? WOW...if the girls would have dressed this way when I was that age, I would have jacked off all the time. Wait a minute...I did jack off all the time! I grew up through the sixties and early seventies; the birth of micro-mini's. It was a good time for fashion, as it is now, at least in the eyes of a masturbator!

Unfortunately, today is a no school day and it's cold and windy outside. Tomorrow's another day though, and the forecast is for warmer weather. In the meantime, I'm going to have to do something about all of the precum that's been oozing out while I've been writing this post. Sometimes you have to make the best with what you've got. Might be time to raise the overhead door on my garage and stand in there naked while I rub my already stiff cock to an orgasm. Maybe someone will drive down the street and look into my garage!

In case you would like to watch me masturbating outside, here are a couple of links to videos I made while sitting in the front yard in that trailer park. They were shot after a storage shed was built that blocked the view from the neighbors behind. It was early spring (2010) so I left my teeshirts on to keep from getting a chill. In one video some dogs start barking. They belonged to the neighbor across the street to the left. They usually barked because the neighbor was pulling up in her car or when someone was driving down the street. You can see I picked up the pace so that just in case it was someone driving by, I could be in the middle of squirting when they passed my yard! In fact, it was two Mormon boys on their bicycles. And yes, one did look my way, twice! His "double-take" was priceless. I wonder if he ever told his buddy what he had just seen or did he keep it to himself and think about it later that night while he jacked off?!

http://xhamster.com/movies/2245273/masturbating_outside_in_my_front_yard_day_1.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/2245261/masturbating_outside_in_my_front_yard_day_2.html
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