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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/asshole

Postby weeroo89 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:10 am

thats so hot ammy would love to see more
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/asshole

Postby PM4082 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:43 pm

Fingers
Enemas [Water, coffee, oil, etc...]
Pencils
My GF's entire fist
Neck of a wine bottle
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby wonderdick » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:57 am

After experimenting with a lot of things, my favorite is a smoothly contoured screwdriver handle, just the right size. I can play with that for hours!
Butt plug.
Beer bottle
Fingers (3 was the most I could do...I was trying to fist myself)
Golf ball
Juggling club handle
Hot dog
Sausage
Banana
Cucumber. I had a scare with that one. It kind of suddenly "sucked up" into my ass so high I couldn't feel it with my fingers up my ass! I thought it wasn't going to come out. I finally got it out after a long time by pushing hard with my hands on my abdomen. Kind of ruined that session -- I wouldn't recommend it!
A 3 D-cell mag light flashlight (the straight end), alla the way up to the flared head. That's pretty good.
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby Pammie » Fri Jun 07, 2013 12:53 pm

- Fingers
- Vibrator
- Dildo
- Hairbrush handle
- Banana
- Cucumber
- Pen
- Marker
- Double-dong
- Tampon
- Remote
- Cell phone
- Neck of a beer bottle
- Flashlight
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby JerseyBaby » Sat Jul 13, 2013 5:18 am

Lots of things...
Flashlight
Screw driver handle
Hair brush
Travel sized hair spray bottle
Mini baseball bat
Tooth brush
Toilet paper/paper towel holder
Garden hose
Frozen condom
Sharpie
Vibrator
I tried a curling iron once...
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby longsword » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:12 am

dildo
vibrator
bottles
beads
cucumber
penis
toe
butt plug
big sausage
plastic bowling ball pin
frozen water bottle ice stick
frozen banana
condom filled with round ice balls

also had things stuck down my cock hole
penis wand
grass
dandelion
stems of flowers
long pine needles
blade of wheat
flexible rubber straw kind of like ones used for stiring coffee
penis plug
lubed q tip
lit birthday candle (the long thin ones)
Penis: 6.5 circumsized trimmed pubes
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby SteelyDon » Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:03 pm

I go through phases and it's been a while since the last one but recently I've been indulging in a little anal play while masturbating so I thought I'd add my list to this thread.

cucumber
banana (with and without peel)
courgette
carrot
onion
tomato
boiled egg (shelled)
various wine bottle necks
various smaller bottle bodies
sandwich paste jar
shampoo bottle
small drinks can
hot dog sausages
bigger sausages
various handles (tools, hairbrushes, paintbrushes)
fingers (mine and wifes)
various dildos
inflatable dildo my wife used to like to over-inflate!
Tried my own cock a few times but I can only get as far as rubbing it against my sphincter :)

Probably loads of other things too that I've forgotten to mention.
They said I'd go blind but I'm managing just fine with the spectacles.

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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby cock o the north » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:52 pm

Cucumber, courgette, carrot, dildo, wife using her dildo/rabbit, four fingers, own tip of cock, beads, wifes tongue, various more, lovely fun!
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby SteelyDon » Mon Aug 27, 2018 11:26 pm

Got any video?

:D
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby cock o the north » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:02 pm

Of course, see pm. :)
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Re: List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/assh

Postby cupcake40 » Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:31 pm

Things I've stuck up my asshole (aka manpussy):

dildo
butt plug
my finger(s) (2or 3 at a time)
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6" long, 1.5" thick
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