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Do you like the porno movies that have full on stories, however cheesy, or do you prefer the more gonzo style where it's just people fucking?

For me it's all about the gonzo porn, that leaves more time for the real action.

i prefer SOME sort of story

i used to like gonzo, but, it just doesn't do it for me anymore

I don't need stories so much, but I do like to see a woman go from clothed to naked. I'm thrilled at the first look at her bare ass. Videos that show naked people fucking every second don't do much for me.

If I want to convince my wife to watch with me, there better be a story, even if it's silly.

honestly i usually just get kind of bored by the story. i usually cant sit through a whole hour+ long porno anyway so its not like i'd even be able to follow a story except maybe watching it in installments

one thing i kind of hate in porn nowadays though is the when they do like those stupid interviews in gonzo movies, like "what are you going to do for us today" "i'm going to suck some hard cocks" blah blah blah just sounds silly and forced

Sometimes. Some movies actually have kind of fun, tongue-in-cheek stories. I also like the parody movies. I saw a parody of the Office a few months back that was actually surprisingly funny. Not anywhere close to the real show, but for a bunch of porn writers/actors I was suitably impressed.

Or there's stuff like Pirates. Did you guys know they made a completely non-porn version of that movie? Like it was supposed to be good enough to stand on its own as a genuine movie. Yeah nice try guys, but not quite. Still it wasn't as abysmal as most porn movie stories.

Circles101 wrote:Or there's stuff like Pirates. Did you guys know they made a completely non-porn version of that movie? Like it was supposed to be good enough to stand on its own as a genuine movie. Yeah nice try guys, but not quite. Still it wasn't as abysmal as most porn movie stories.

I actually grabbed the wrong one by mistake when I first saw it. Pretty sad when I was like "all right here comes the fucking" and then it would just move on to the next scene. I just decided to turn it into a drinking game instead and then I ended up jerking to the beautiful girls anyway.

givemesomething wrote:one thing i kind of hate in porn nowadays though is the when they do like those stupid interviews in gonzo movies, like "what are you going to do for us today" "i'm going to suck some hard cocks" blah blah blah just sounds silly and forced

i find it RLY redundant, like, she's in a fucking porno, ofcourse she's gonna fuck :/

and, pirates was quite good imho. . . needed more sex though, haha

If I'm reeeeally horny I can get off with just Gonzo but I usually like a bit of teasing.

I hate stories that have nothing to do with sex, like when it's a parody of some mainstream movie. I'm not watching it for the story. But when the story is about sex, especialy about persuading someone to do something they haven't done before, and the process of letting themselves go, i'll watch the story again and again. Like in the Lesbian Psychodrama series.

I can't stand stories. I like porn that gets straight to the point. It's simple; get a hot slut, get 1 or more guys and let them at her!

No, I'd rather just get to the good stuff!

I love a story in my porn. That's why I even prefer softcore. There aren't really many hardcore movies that really manage to tell a nice story. It always feels fake. So I prefer softcore and amateur above hardcore movies.