Masturbation Page

I was doing a crossword and came across the clue "Rapidly and vigorously (4,3,7)" and the next one was "Hither and thither (2-3-3). One thought led to another and a minute later I had my cock in hand and was going at it fast and furious, to-and-fro!

Still haven't finished the crossword.

Fifty people have looked at this now. Does no-one think it's funny?

I think it,'s funny,. Also remember To and Fro from my first grade reader ... Didn't occur to me then what it could possibly be referring to!!