Masturbation Page

I'd like you to list everything from the conventional to the unconventional. If you've tried something that you wouldn't suggest someone else to do (if you had a bad experience) please tell us so we don't make the same mistake!

For me:
- Fingers
- Pens
- Gluestick
- Opposite end of a toothbrush
- Mini baseball bat
- Ice cubs
- Frozen weiner
- Popsicle
- Metal bar from hand weights (the ones where you can remove the weights from the bar)
- Small handcream bottle
- Ping pong ball


I think that's it, but there may be more. Post yours!

Fingers
Handles of hairbrushes
Markers
Cucumber
Popsicle
Ice frozen in a soda bottle so it's cock shaped
Microphone
Dildo
Vibrator
The top of a shampoo bottle
Plunger handle
Penis
Flashlight
Pickle
Banana
Carrot

I think that's it.

fingers
dildo
bannana

Well I need to more experimenting, thats all I've put up there.

Fingers
Toothbrush
Pen
Dildo
Vibrators (various)
Aneros

That about covers it.

Oh yeah, I've used a banana before too.

Ice frozen in a soda bottle so it's cock shaped

How did you get it out of the bottle?

LDK wrote:How did you get it out of the bottle?

Use a plastic bottle, freeze it and then cut it open I guess.

Maddog42 wrote:

LDK wrote:How did you get it out of the bottle?

Use a plastic bottle, freeze it and then cut it open I guess.

Pretty much, but I let it thaw until it was a little smaller first, then cut the bottle open.

it seems as though your a female littlej unless you just like dildos in your ass. Ive tried pens, a razor handle, a few weeks ago a hairbrush handle when younger batteries and recently i tried my lava lamp key chain. Most of this was done as a teen until i got on yahoo with girls watching recently

footage wrote:it seems as though your a female littlej unless you just like dildos in your ass. Ive tried pens, a razor handle, a few weeks ago a hairbrush handle when younger batteries and recently i tried my lava lamp key chain. Most of this was done as a teen until i got on yahoo with girls watching recently

I'm actually a bi-male.

I've only ever stuck a finger up my arse, and once tried a few little pieces of ice when I was feeling especially aroused.

Fingers
Handles of hairbrushes
Markers
Plunger handle
Golf ball
Ice
Dildo
Vibrator
Soda bottle
Shampoo bottle

There are probably a lot of other things I can't remember. I'll stick anything up my ass that fits and has no sharp edges.

VERY interesting topic!
Finger
Standard torpedo vibrator
Silicone anal toy
Unfrozen hot dog (didn't work- too soft)
Razor handle (used the most and had greatest sucess with)
Banana (with peel on- didn't work real well either)

Not much into buttplay so my list is very short...

Former GF's and wifes tounges and fingers.

Sad I know but at least some things went up against the flow of traffic

Dildo's (small, large, extra large, 2 @same time)
Butt plugs (Large and for 12 hours)
Screwdriver handles (small, large, 2@same time)
Wrench's
shotgun shells
shotgun barrel (loaded) VERY STUPID!!!! I was really drunk, still stupid.
Carrots, Cuccmbers, then ate them (yes they were clean)
Snow blower handle
Golf balls (many as it could fit)
Balloon (then slowly inflated it)
Gear shifter
Garden hose while running
ice cubes

I hope this topic will give me tons of ideas!!

Fingers
Pens
Markers
Bar of soap (the best)