Do Masturbators Live Longer?

[Dman36116]

I think someone should do research on whether regular masturbators live longer than non-masturbators. I believe we do and here's my theory: if you look at the animal kingdom, those animals that reproduce early tend to die early too. It seems that their job on earth is done after they've reproduced. Those that have offsprings later must live longer to find a mate and reproduce. While they're trying to find a mate, they masturbate (all animals except maybe insects or reptiles have been observed masturbating) which produces good-feeling chemicals that help them stay alive that much longer and reproduce.

Masturbation certainly produces a healthy glow!

[eliminator]

well, it has several health benefits, so, it probably does indirectly lead to longer life

[Tazz41]

Studies show it keeps prostates healthy in men.That being the case,mine is very healthy.

[virginblue]

Well if it's true, I'm going to live a very long time

[eliminator]

indeed, i think they say ppl doing it 2x/week are at a considerably lower chance of getting prostate cancer

[thinspirit23]

Scientific evidence be damned. I say it must give you a longer life overall because it's like the ultimate stress reliever! Whenever the wife or the job or whatever starts to get me down, I just rub one out and I'm as good as new.

[Daring_liaison]

I cum every 36 hours on average - so I am going to live FOREVER!!

[eliminator]

now that i think about it, they also say it helps you sleep better, which is also good for health

now if society would stop being so backwards about this stuff :s

[Circles101]

Yeah I know I always like a good jerk before sleeping. It's so relaxing.