List all the things you've ever stuck in your pussy/asshole

[jamiegirl]

Pussy:
finger
vibrator
ice cube
dildo's
wine bottle neck
When I was little I had this rubber toy shaped like a screw....
cigar tube
cocks


Ass:
butt plugs
dildos
cocks
finger

I'm sure there is something I'm forgettin'

[AE]

not really into anal but tried:

finger
pens
Malteasers in a condom(hard to get out but good)

[jaybee2000]

I stuck a mars bar into my wife`s pussy once, and then ate it (the mars bar). It improved the flavour and made it warm and slightly melted.

[latinmusclepapi]

Ass:

Fingers
q-tip/cotton swab
pen
dildo

[BigBoy80]

My ass: Finger.

That's it. I would never dare to buy a dildo but I have sure fantasized about trying it. The fantasy might be better than reality, I'm not sure I even would like it, but I'd like to try some time.

[barefooter]

Things I've stuck in my ass:

finger
pen
pencil
Sharpie
Q-tip
hot dog (didn't work too well)
banana (also didn't work too well)
raw carrot
small cucumber
hairbrush handle
screwdriver handle
handle of a knife sharpener (perfect shape and size!)
candle
toilet plunger handle (covered with condom to prevent splinters!)
butt plug
dildo

My personal favorite is the dildo

[Harphunter]

finger
umbrella handle
candle
paper towel holder
shower hose
various fruits and veggies
spoon
marker
beer bottle neck
hot dog
screw driver handle
pen
pencil
Sharp
raw carrot
small cucumber
toilet plunger handle

My biggest fantasy right now is for my gf to fuck me with a strapon.

[rumandsungirl]

I seem not to be very inventive against some of the others.

fingers for sure
three or four types of dildos and vibes
tried one in my asshole once because I love the sensation but it hurt too much and I bled a little.
cucumber at least three times. I know but what is a young girl to do.
I like my fingers best really or one special dildo, short, not the guy fantasy type, hits me just right
whipped cream from the dispenser
hair brush handle
my electric tooth brush base. Emergency travel situation. lol
top of the champagne bottle we were drinking, tells you how loose I can get.

[Qball]

fingers
bananas
carrots
cucumbers
beer bottles
thick sausages (in a condom, feels like a cock:)
toothbrush
pens, markers etc.
joystick :P
mint candies

Anybody else tried mint candies per rectum? ;) I enjoyed it a lot.

[lou50]

fingers
my wife's vibrator

[Doma]

I've tried Ice cubes and it wasn't good. My ass felt numb. I don't know what it is but anal play does nothing for me for some reason, I get horny when I think about doing it, but when I actually do I'm like "this aint my vision!!" lol.

[Izobad12]

Cucumber
banana - (messy),
butt plug
dick

[wetpussywoman]

giant pen (amazing)
feather boa
ice cubes
fingers
hairbrush handles (especially ribbed ones!)

[Wolfboy42]

Fingers
Vibrator
Butt plug
Anal Beads
Hairbrush handle

[baysailor]

besides what I already mentioned in an earlier post.
Today: a warm hot dog

The heat feels good