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Postby voluptuousbabs » Mon May 19, 2008 9:20 pm

*laughing* Yes, we're quite familiar up here with the term "Waving to Queen Victoria"!!! What a lovely slang phrase for it, don't you think???

Thanks for the Victoria Day greeting! We do love an excuse to let off fireworks! Oh, and a day off, of course! And what makes this holiday even sweeter is I have Tuesday off, too!! HAAAAA!!!
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Postby happystroker » Mon May 19, 2008 10:19 pm

well...give her a good wave for me, and i'll give her a one-gun salute, myself!
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Postby TheOldGeezer » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:51 pm

I worked in an office years ago, where there was just a wall dividing the men/ladies toilettes. The wall was really high, but still it was open at the top and u could hear everything.

I used to go there, waiting for a lady going in the female part. I loved to hear the sound of their pantyhose and panties lowering, the streaming sound of their pee or more...i've wanked every time....silently but with so much pleasure...cumming biting my lips to avoid loud moans.

it was really good.
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Postby Alan » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:20 am

Several years ago, my best friend's wife worked for me and we were having a rather long closed door meeting in my office. Basically, I sat and listened to her bitch for two hours about everything that she thought was wrong with my management style and our department as a whole. Considering she was a friend, I just layed back in my chair to get comfortable while she bitched away.

After about 30 minutes of her ranting, I unzipped my pants and pulled my cock out (I was wearing a suit without underwear). She was on the other side of my desk just a few feet away, but she had no idea what I was up to because I was fully covered by the desk. Considering the pressure of the situation, my dick never got fully hard but I did slowly stroke my 3/4 hard cock for about an hour. She was so in to her bitch fest, she had no idea that I was masturbating while I looked her in her eyes and listened to her every word.

I did not have the balls to pull it off (lol) and cum with her in my office, but after our meeting, I went straight to the bathroom and jerked off my aching cock. I blew a load so hard I felt like a porn star.
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Postby mrmac2k » Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:36 pm

Its been way too many times to count. For me it started several years ago (about 10 years now that I think about it) when I worked a job (computer help desk) where I was there until 10 - 11pm alone. I had my own desk/cubicle style area which was closed off to the other desks. I surfed the web alot and got off nearly every night. I even stayed there many times until the next shift came in (give or take about 2am). I was always finished jackin long before the first shift arrival.

Where I am now is different but that's for another post. Maybe more details for those of you who are detail-oriented!!
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Postby milkbunny22 » Sun Nov 16, 2008 12:21 am

I know i have lol, some shifts were too long to get all the way through without some fun. Usually was in the ladies room, other times i would have a quick rub of my breasts or between my legs when i was alone. The chance i might get walked in on i think heightened it
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Postby PJack » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:35 am

I haven't had a job where I haven't wanked at least once.

I first did it when I was working as a tax collector (yes, the taxman really is a wanker! :D)

after a stressful phone call I was really wound up and went to the bathroom just to get five minutes away from my desk. next thing, i was stood in a cubicle, pants round ankles and cock in hand.

loved the feeling of danger it gave me when i heard people using the cubicle next to mine and have wanked at every job I've ever had since at least once.
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Postby rdl30 » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:31 pm

Just an update. I started this thread a while ago and since then I have masterbated twice at my desk. My office has a large opening with no door. So anyone can come in. I got myself some porn loaded on my computer an stroked myself until I came. I think it just gets me excited just because of the risk. I am gonna try other places outside work to do this just to see if it is as exciting.
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Postby spider196048 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:10 am

Yes i have jacked off many times at work..I am a cleaner in an office building and when everyone has left i really get it on!! When i clean the ladys restroom i empty the used pad box..I get 1 or 2 that are not bloody and sniff them..The scent of these pussy filled muffins get me rock hard!!!..These girls that work here are HOT LOOKING!!!Anyway i lock the rest room door and star wanking away as i rub the pad over my nose and lips..I have gotten great amounts of cum from my balls over doing this..I spurted so hard once that it hit the ceiling vent! I also get a pussy hair in my mouth now and then..I did almost get caught one time but that is another story..Would be glad to tell you if you want to pm me..
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Postby blueman1008 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 11:42 pm

I'm jacking off again at work right now.
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Postby lovestojerk » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:29 am

ive masturbated in the bathroom at work quite a few times, relieves the stress!
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Postby A Little English » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:10 am

MAsturbate at work? Absolutely. Private bathroom and some jill friends that share will do that to a man.
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Re: Masterbating at work

Postby Much2Fun » Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:25 am

Yep. I jacked off on many of lunch breaks when I had my tech job. When I owned my own business I jacked off a couple of times a day. Now, I work from home and whenever the house is empty, I always pull my dick out. I have jacked off at least 300 times at work plus another 1,000 when I owned my own businss (4 years before I sold it).
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Re: Masterbating at work

Postby ovenmitt » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:24 am

i was working alone sunday and got super bored, went into the private bathroom and got some porn up on my pda phone had and rubbed my cock real good, def was a good time killer
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Re: Masterbating at work

Postby luvatug » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:28 am

i have but not so i could possibly get caught. I have wanked in the shower at work and in the loo when i really felt the need to "let off some steam" lol
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